"Breaking News: Aliens Land at Convention Center, Demand to Meet George R.R. Martin for Spoilers!"

"Alien Invasion Averted at Sci-Fi Convention Thanks to Group Cosplay as Intergalactic Peace Negotiators"

"Alien Invasion Avoided as Convention-Goers Mistake Cosplay for Actual Extraterrestrial Threat"

"Breaking News: Alien Invasion Averted Thanks to Convention-Goer's Impressive Cosplay Skills!"

"Alien Invasion Thwarted by Convention-Goers Armed Only with Lightsabers and Wands!"

"Alien Invasion Averted at Convention Center Thanks to Cosplayers in Full Armor!"

"Area Man Shocked to Discover that 'Fifth Element' is not a Documentary"

"Alien Invasion Averted at Sci-Fi Convention: Attendees Mistook Cosplayers for Real Extraterrestrial Threat!"

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I think Orbit the Cat is right. And remember, you can wear Orbit on your bod! https://orbit.concellation.com - check it out!

Saturday Morning Television, for the win!

Trebuchets In Space!

How's your weekend going? Are you the pigeon or are you the statue?

Hey, it was for extra credit anyway.

What did you always want to be?

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Just kidding about the wet food. Like Orbit would share?!

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What would you do?

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What was your last "level-up?" I learned last week how to not wake up a cat.

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Cats are jerks.

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And if you're feeling ethical, remember that there's always a non-zero chance they'll be picked up by a passing Vogon constructor fleet.

Of course, you can make things better by getting a Concellation shirt or mug at https://shirts.concellation.com, but let's be honest, a donut would work better. That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

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Nobody's buying it - Orbit is always noisy.

What's your favorite flavor of Jell-O?

Looks like this won't age well in a year, with the US on track to stop the insane time changes, right? Now we get people arguing over whether to stick to standard time or daylight time. Me? I'm kinda thinking "Island Time" works (otherwise known as, "sure, whenever...").

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Tiara Tuesday? Taco Tuesday? What's your Tuesday looking like?