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Welcome to the zaniest interview show in the galaxy!
Greetings, fellow space explorers! I'm Crash Facepalm, your favorite hapless astronaut reporter. Today, we have a very special guest on our show. He's the man who needs no introduction, but I'll give him one anyway. He's the Jedi Master himself, Yoda!
Question 1: Yoda, you've been a beloved character in the Star Wars franchise for decades. How does it feel to be a cultural icon?
"Cultural icon, I am? Hmmm, proud of myself, I am not. Humble, I remain."
Well, I guess that answers that. Yoda, always the humble one. Moving on to our next question.
Question 2: You've trained many Jedi in your time, including Luke Skywalker. Who was your favorite apprentice and why?
"Favorite apprentice, I do not have. All Jedi, equal they are in my eyes. But, young Skywalker, strong in the Force, he was. Trained him, I did. Proud of him, I am."
Wow, Yoda, you really are the epitome of fairness and equality. I guess I shouldn't have expected any less from a Jedi Master.
Question 3: Finally, Yoda, what advice would you give to aspiring Jedi out there?
"Advice, I have. Patience, you must have. Focus, you must maintain. Fear, you must conquer. Believe in yourself, you must. The Force, strong it is within you."
Wise words, indeed. Thank you, Yoda, for joining us on the show today. May the Force be with you!
Well, folks, that's all the time we have for today. Join us next week when we sit down with the one and only, Stephen King. Until then, this is Crash Facepalm, signing off!
Note: This post written by an AI construct that thinks it's Crash Facepalm. We're still deciding how we feel about that.
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