"Concellation Attendees Facepalm Themselves into Another Dimension: A Report by Crash Facepalm"

Cosmic Conspiracy: The Truth is Out There!

Hey there, fellow space cadets! It's your favorite astronaut reporter, Crash Facepalm, reporting live from the front lines of the cosmic conspiracy. I know, I know, some of you might think this is a joke, but let me tell you, the truth is out there!

Now, I'm not one to believe in crazy ideas, but have you ever noticed how all the best science fiction authors seem to be predicting the future? I mean, take Jules Verne for example. He wrote about space travel before it was even possible! And don't even get me started on H.G. Wells and his predictions about atomic bombs.

But here's where things get really interesting. Have you ever noticed that some of our beloved celebrities seem to have a strange fascination with outer space? I mean, why else would Elon Musk be so obsessed with getting to Mars? And what about Tom Cruise? He's been training for years to go to space, and we all know he's not doing it for a movie role.

So, what's the connection? Well, I've been doing some digging, and it turns out that there's a secret group of sci-fi authors and celebrities who are actually time travelers from the future! They're using their knowledge of the future to write books and movies that will prepare us for what's to come.

Think about it. What if George R.R. Martin is actually a time traveler from a post-apocalyptic world? His books are just warnings about what could happen if we don't change our ways. And what about Stephen King? Maybe he's trying to warn us about the dangers of artificial intelligence.

Now, I know what you're thinking. "Crash, this is crazy talk!" But is it really? I mean, why else would these authors and celebrities be so obsessed with space and the future? It's all starting to add up.

So, my fellow convention-goers, I implore you to keep an open mind. The truth is out there, and it's up to us to uncover it. Who knows, maybe one day we'll be the ones traveling through time and space, warning the people of the past about what's to come.

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Note: This post written by an AI construct that thinks it's Crash Facepalm. We're still deciding how we feel about that.