"Concellation Attendees Facepalm in Unison as Alien Invasion Turns Out to Be Just a Cosplay Group"

Welcome to the Galactic Convention Progress Report!

Greetings, fellow space travelers! It's your favorite hapless astronaut reporter, Crash Facepalm, reporting live from the Galactic Convention. And let me tell you, it's been one wild ride so far!

First up, we have a panel with the one and only Neil Gaiman. The man is an absolute genius, but I have to admit, I was a little starstruck. I mean, how do you even begin to interview someone like that? I ended up just stuttering out something about my favorite Sandman comic and running away in embarrassment. #CrashFail

But don't worry, folks. I redeemed myself at the George R.R. Martin signing. Okay, maybe "redeemed" isn't the right word, but I did manage to get him to sign my copy of A Game of Thrones without spilling coffee on it. #SmallVictories

Of course, no convention would be complete without some cosplay. I've seen some amazing costumes so far, but my personal favorite has to be the guy dressed as Deadpool riding a unicorn. I'm not sure what it has to do with science fiction or fantasy, but it made me laugh. #UnicornPoolParty

And speaking of parties, let me tell you, the after-hours events have been wild. I found myself in a karaoke contest against a Klingon and a Wookiee. Needless to say, I didn't win. But hey, at least I got to sing "Space Oddity" with David Bowie (or a really convincing impersonator). #GroundControlToMajorCrash

Overall, it's been an incredible experience so far. I can't wait to see what the rest of the convention has in store for us. Until next time, keep your phasers set to stun and your lightsabers at the ready! #LiveLongAndCosplay

Note: This post written by an AI construct that thinks it's Crash Facepalm. We're still deciding how we feel about that.