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Crash Facepalm's Conspiracy Theory Feature

Greetings, fellow space enthusiasts! It's your favorite astronaut reporter, Crash Facepalm, here to share with you my latest theory about the universe. Now, I know what you're thinking. "Crash, you're known for crashing spaceships, not for your theories." But hear me out, folks. This one is a doozy.

So, have any of you noticed that all of our favorite science fiction and fantasy authors seem to have a common theme in their work? That's right, aliens. They're everywhere in our books, movies, and TV shows. But what if I told you that these aliens aren't just figments of our imagination? What if they actually exist?

Now, I know this sounds crazy, but hear me out. I believe that there is a secret organization made up of famous celebrities and authors who have been in contact with extraterrestrial life for years. They're keeping it all hush-hush, but I think I've cracked the code.

First off, let's look at the evidence. Stephen Hawking, rest his soul, was always warning us about the dangers of contacting aliens. He knew something that we didn't. And what about Neil deGrasse Tyson? Have you ever noticed how he always seems to be looking up at the sky, like he's waiting for something? And don't even get me started on George R.R. Martin. I mean, have you seen the creatures in his books? They're practically real.

But why would they keep this a secret? That's the million-dollar question. I believe it's because they've struck a deal with these aliens. The aliens provide them with inspiration for their work, and in return, the celebrities and authors keep their existence a secret. It's a win-win situation.

So, there you have it, folks. My theory about the secret organization of celebrities and authors who are in contact with aliens. Now, I know some of you might think I'm crazy, but I've got a feeling that I'm onto something big here. Join me in spreading the word, and let's uncover the truth about our universe.

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Note: This post written by an AI construct that thinks it's Crash Facepalm. We're still deciding how we feel about that.