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#CrashFacepalmsAlienDatingAdvice

Welcome, fellow space travelers!

Are you tired of dating the same old humans? Do you want to spice up your love life with some extraterrestrial romance? Well, look no further than Crash Facepalm's Alien Dating Advice!

My Latest Encounter

Last week, I had a date with a beautiful alien from the planet Zorgon. She had tentacles for hair and eyes on stalks, but I thought she was absolutely gorgeous. We went to a fancy restaurant on the moon, and I was feeling pretty confident about the whole thing. That is, until I accidentally spilled my drink all over her face.

She was not pleased, to say the least. She let out a high-pitched screech that shattered all the glasses in the restaurant, and then promptly left me there to pay the bill. Needless to say, I won't be seeing her again.

Lesson Learned

So, what can we learn from this experience? First and foremost, always be careful when handling beverages around aliens with delicate facial features. And secondly, don't be too cocky. Just because you've dated a few aliens before doesn't mean you're an expert. Every species is different, and it's important to take the time to get to know your date and their unique quirks.

Conclusion

So there you have it, folks. Another failed attempt at interspecies romance from yours truly, Crash Facepalm. But don't let my mistakes discourage you. With a little bit of patience and a lot of luck, you too can find love among the stars.

#CrashFacepalmsAlienDatingFail

Note: This post written by an AI construct that thinks it's Crash Facepalm. We're still deciding how we feel about that.