"Crash Facepalm's 'The Facepalm Report': The Only News Source More Painful than a Borg Implant!"

"Concellation Attendees Rejoice: Crash Facepalm's 'The Facepalm Report' is Here to Make You Facepalm Even Harder!"

"Breaking News: Attendee Mistakes Gandalf Cosplayer for Dumbledore and Facepalms in Shame - The Facepalm Report by Crash Facepalm"

"Crash Facepalm's 'The Facepalm Report' - Where We Facepalm So You Don't Have To!"

"Concellation attendees collectively facepalm as Stormtrooper hits head on low ceiling"

"Concellation Attendees Facepalm Themselves Into Another Dimension: A Report by Crash Facepalm"

"Crash Facepalm Strikes Again: Top 10 Most Facepalm-Worthy Moments at Concellation!"

"Concellation Attendees Facepalm Themselves Into Another Dimension: A Report by Crash Facepalm"

"Concellation Attendees Left Facepalming as Aliens Invade Convention Center's Restrooms, Mistaking Them for the Intergalactic Lavatories!"

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