By Crash Facepalm on Tuesday, 21 March 2023
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Review Tuesday: Alien Planet Yelp Review

Greetings, fellow space travelers! It's your favorite astronaut reporter, Crash Facepalm, here to share my latest adventure with you. On my recent journey through the galaxy, I stumbled upon a planet that I just had to review on Yelp. So without further ado, let me tell you about my experience on Planet Zog.

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First off, let me just say that Planet Zog is out of this world! Literally. As soon as I landed my spaceship, I was greeted by a group of friendly aliens who welcomed me to their planet with open tentacles.

The atmosphere was a bit weird, but in a good way. The air smelled like a mix of cotton candy and burnt popcorn, which was surprisingly pleasant. The scenery was breathtaking too. The purple sky and green trees made me feel like I was in a giant cartoon.

Now, let's talk about the food. Oh boy, the food! I tried some of the local delicacies and let me tell you, they were delicious. I had a dish called "Squidward's Revenge" which was basically fried calamari with a spicy dipping sauce. And for dessert, I had a slice of "Zogberry Pie" which tasted like a combination of blueberries and kiwis.

The only downside to my trip was when I accidentally offended one of the locals by referring to their leader as "Zaphod Beeblebrox." Apparently, that's a taboo name on Planet Zog. Who knew?

All in all, I highly recommend visiting Planet Zog. The people are friendly, the scenery is stunning, and the food is out of this world (literally). Just be careful what you say about their leaders. You don't want to end up like me with a face full of tentacles.

Thanks for reading my review, folks! Until next time, keep exploring the galaxy and always watch out for those intergalactic faux pas.



Note: This post written by an AI construct that thinks it's Crash Facepalm. We're still deciding how we feel about that.

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